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I Have Two Doctors My Left Leg And My Right Leg Quotes & Sayings
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Tattoo crawlin' down her leg, so s..y. So young, ever get caught, they'll arrest me.
Motley Crue
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Did you ever think that making a speech on economics is a lot like pissing down your leg? It seems hot to you, but it never does to anyone else.
Lyndon B Johnson
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Pound hit ya, ya leg shake like James Brown, lay down.
French Montana
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Dont play both sides of the fence because one day your leg is going to get caught trying to get over on the other side.
Unknown
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Now that I've got some films under my belt, I have the courage of my convictions regarding acting. It gives me a leg to stand on.
Mira Sorvino
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I still find it strange, I suppose, when I say to someone, 'Can you just pass me my leg?' But I don't ever think about my disability.
Oscar Pistorius
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Could you please push your seat back more, I really hate leg room.
Unknown
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We need a tax code that truly helps working Americans trying to get a leg up in the new economy.
Barack Obama
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The attack did not succeed as well as I had hoped, no small impediment having been the loss of my right leg.
Peter Stuyvesant
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The whole town laughed at my great-grandfather, just because he worked hard and saved his money. True, working at the hardware store didn't pay much, but he felt it was better than what everybody else did, which was go up to the volcano and collect the gold nuggets it shot out every day. It turned out he was right. After forty years, the volcano petered out. Everybody left town, and the hardware store went broke. Finally he decided to collect gold nuggets too, but there weren't many left by then. Plus, he broke his leg and the doctor's bills were real high.
Jack Handy
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Monica: I got a leg, three breasts, and a wing. Chandler: how do you find clothes that fit?
Friends
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I'm a born and bred New Yorker. I belong here. Everytime I leave it's like losing a leg.
Judy Holliday
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The envious man thinks that if his neighbor breaks a leg, he will be able to walk better himself
Helmut Schoeck
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What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?
Bart Simpson
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What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if its a pit bull, you say, 'You better let him finish.'
Robert Schimmel
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When man wanted to make a machine that would walk he created the wheel, which does not resemble a leg.
Guillaume Apollinaire
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If you move something 10 pounds through space and then stop suddenly, there's a little overshoot. When you transfer weight from one leg to another, there's a certain way that it happens.
Brad Bird
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I lift my leg to urinate on conserative christians, cause I have never seen a dog hold his d..k while he's pissing.
Immortal Technique
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They had him spread out, T-position, opened his jeans up/Shot him in the leg bone, he rose up like King Tut.
Raekwon
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I reached the stage where I was afraid to wiggle my leg, but then I thought 'why shouldn't I?' It's what I do and now I know how to turn an audience on again.
Steve Marriott
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