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I Put My Pants On One Leg At A Time Quotes & Sayings
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I've got my whole life to save the planet. Right now I'm just excited to put on pants in the morning.
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I was hit many times in various parts of the body, including my right leg, and thank God I am recovering. I was also severely wounded in my left leg. Iraqi and French doctors will conduct an operation shortly and, God willing, I will recover.
Uday Hussein
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I think I'm gonna need to change my pants. I'm just playin, I didn't come in my pants.
Danny Mcbride
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Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest!
Billy Madison
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Every time something happened in Mileys career, every time the train went off the track, if you will, Vanity Fair, pole-dancing, whatever scandal it washer people, or as they say in todays news, her handlers, every time theyd put me...Somebodys shooting at Miley! Put the old man up there! Well, I took it, because Im her daddy, and thats what daddies do. Okay, nail me to the cross, Ill take it...All those people around, they used me every time. It became so obvious that, man, no matter what happens, theyre going to put you up there and let you take the bullet.
Billy Ray Cyrus
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I was at the pinnacle of my career one day and the next day I was put out to pasture. I felt like a race horse with a broken leg.
Jack Klugman
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My sweater was sitting in my car in the sun all day, and when I just put it on, it felt like sauna pants for my shoulders.
Candace Bailey
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You so much as TOUCH kittys ass, and Ill put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.
Eric Cartman
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Yeah, I throw my dollars up high and they land on the stage you dance on. We got company coming over. Would it kill you to put some pants on?
Drake
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There are no rules and regulations for perfect composition. If there were we would be able to put all the information into a computer and would come out with a masterpiece. We know that's impossible. You have to compose by the seat of your pants.
Arnold Newman
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I have two doctors - my left leg and my right leg
G M Trevelyan
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Time is a great conference planning our end, and youth is only the past putting a leg forward.
Djuna Barnes
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Girls with out curves are like pants without pockets; you have no place to put your hands.
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If being an adult involves wearing pants more than 50% of the time, I'm not down.
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A man in Arizona was arrested for stuffing snakes down his pants at a pet store. The good news is when he got to prison ten guys offered to stuff more snakes down his pants.
Jimmy Fallon
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To put down an ideogram of a table so that people will recognize it as a table is not the work of a painter, but to sense it for a moment as a magic carpet with a leg hanging down at each corner is the beginning of a painter's imagination.
Frank Auerbach
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If you make a fool of yourself, you can do it with dignity, without taking your pants down. And if you do take your pants down, you can still do it with dignity.
William Shatner
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A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg, you can shoot the horse, but it don't fix the leg.
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Shame how she used to be pg clean. Now she nc-17 in them miu miu jeans. Oh you wanna be a Hollywood starlet? Open them pants put your hands in Johansson, scarlett.
Ryan Leslie
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A man wears the pants in a relationship but the woman tells the man which pair to put on.
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