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Never buy four C-plus paintings when you can buy one A.
Walter Annenberg
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I wish computer companies would design a keyboard with a removable crumb tray, kinda like my toaster.
Unknown
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I knew my mother had it in for me from a young age. My bath toys were an electric toaster and hair-dryer.
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I have avoided becoming stale by putting a little water on the plate, lying on the plate, and having myself refreshed in a toaster oven for 23 minutes once every month.
Dean Koontz
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A person who can't pay gets another person who can't pay to guarantee that he can pay. Like a person with two wooden legs getting another person with two wooden legs to guarantee that he has got two natural legs. It don't make either of them able to do a walking-match.
Charles Dickens
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Superfluous wealth can buy superfluities only. Money is not required to buy one necessity of the soul.
Henry David Thoreau
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Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
Henry Wheeler Shaw
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When I was broke, no one ever offered to buy me a beer. Now that I have quite a bit of money, everybody tries to buy me beers. Where were all these people back when I was in college and broke?
Chris Moneymaker
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So if I want to buy a light in a shop and I don't find a light that I like, I think to myself what would I like? What would I like to buy? Then I started to imagine and design it for myself a lot of the time.
Marc Newson
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Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.
David Lee Roth
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Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.
David Lee Roth
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Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
Josh Billings
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I was not a classic mother. But my kids were never palmed off to boarding school. So, I didn't bake cookies. You can buy cookies, but you can't buy love.
Raquel Welch
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Money cant buy happiness? Last time I checked money can buy you candy, a mansion with a indoor pool & endless supplies of jello.
Unknown
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It proved easier to buy the farm to get the mineral rights than to buy the coal rights alone.
Orville Redenbacher
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This right here a no fly zone, and you are not us so don't try homes. I buy cars I buy homes, my antidote for my catapult.
2 Chainz
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A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, ''At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.
Claude Pepper
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A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas'.
Claude D Pepper
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When I get a little money I buy books; and if any is left I buy food and clothes.
Desiderius Erasmus
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People don't buy for logical reasons. They buy for emotional reasons.
Zig Ziglar
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