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If You Want A Guarantee Buy A Toaster Quotes & Sayings
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Does it have to be wireless? Oh, it has to be digital? I was going to say a toaster.
Joe Jonas
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Never put a sock in a toaster.
Eddie Izzard
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How to become a crazy cat lady: 1. Buy a cat. 2. Buy another cat. 3. Buy another cat. 4. Buy another cat. 5. Buy another cat. 6. Repeat.
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For the same reason we don't allow kids to buy po..ography, for the same reason we don't allow kids to buy cigarettes, for the same reason we don't allow kids to buy alcohol, we shouldn't allow them to go to stores and buy video games.
Rod Blagojevich
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Look, don't congratulate us when we buy a company, congratulate us when we sell it. Because any fool can overpay and buy a company, as long as money will last to buy it.
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We must start with the reality that corporations cannot guarantee anyone a lifetime job any more than corporations have a guarantee of immortality.
John Snow
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If I say so, and I say go. And they go ham, and I lay low. I drop that work off in that toaster. I let go of my eggo.
Meek Mill
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Im the type of girl that has seen every horror movie made, yet I still scream when the toast jumps out of the toaster.
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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Joan Rivers
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We must start with the reality that corporations cannot guarantee anyone a lifetime job any more than corporations have a guarantee of immortality.
John Snow
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Stack up so much bread I'mma need me a toaster. My partner ride with his chopper, this ni... think he a soldier.
Young Jeezy
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It's fun to imagine what you could do with that kind of money. I could buy that island I've wanted to buy all my life, and live there with my family. Or I could buy some great piece of art that's just going to feed my eyes every day. It's fun to toy with the notion of that, and it is very tempting because money, unfortunately is freedom in today's world.
Johnny Depp
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Being wealthy isn't all about having what money can buy. Having all what money can buy is being rich but having what money cannot buy is being wealthy.
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Hey, Mother! I come bearing a gift. Ill give you a hint: its in my diaper, and its not a toaster. -Stewie Griffin
Family Guy
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To buy books would be a good thing if we also could buy the time to read them.
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Buy, buy, says the sign in the shop window; Why, why, says the junk in the yard.
Paul McCartney
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You don't buy a Harley with your mind, you buy it with your heart and your balls.
Robert Patrick
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What really decides consumers to buy or not to buy is the content of your advertising, not its form.
David Ogilvy
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I used to get my money at the end of the week, buy my mum something, or buy a record, and that was it.
Elton John
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It isn't as important to buy as cheap as possible as it is to buy at the right time.
Jesse Livermore
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