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There is an old saying that money can't buy happiness. If it could, I would buy myself four hits every game.
Pete Rose
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Neoclassical economics insists that advertising cannot force consumers to buy anything they don't already want to buy.
Christopher Lasch
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That's the ultimate gratification in any business situation - do customers buy the product? And do they use it and do they come back and buy more of it?
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People buy into the leader before they buy into the vision.
John C Maxwell
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I'm delighted to be Number 1, but next week I don't want people to buy my record, I want them to buy Band Aid.
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It is flagrantly dishonest for an advertising agent to urge consumers to buy a product which he would not allow his own wife to buy.
David Ogilvy
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It used to be that you'd have a song recorded by a major country artist and if it was a hit, you could buy a car. Now you can buy a dealership.
Tom T Hall
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People should be allowed the freedom to make their own choices. They should be able to buy or not buy po.. and be monogamous or promiscuous as they see fit.
Chester Brown
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I'd rather buy clothes than buy a bed.
Christian Siriano
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I never buy magazines, I never even buy books.
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We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water; and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody's going to want one.
Moon Unit Zappa
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I've found that when the market's going down and you buy funds wisely, at some point in the future you will be happy. You won't get there by reading 'Now is the time to buy.'
Peter Lynch
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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime.
Alfred Hitchcock
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Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime.
Alfred Hitchcock
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Too strudel, toaster strudel, ballin' on you poodles.
Riff Raff
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Since Romney supports my right to buy guns with unlimited clips, will he let me buy nuclear weapons too? I need em 2 hunt bin laden. Oh wait...
Kal Penn
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Buy the gucci Loafers you'll never know where. Go buy ma new shit hop in the chair. Some tell a mutha fu..a how it ain't fair. Never seen ma colorr before all my sho.. rare.
The Jacka
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I loved being in Charleston...its so beautiful and the people are amazing. I want to buy a house there and theres actually a property Ive seen, which I want to buy and fix up. Its a dream life down there.
Amanda Seyfried
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