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Im Getting Drunk Tonighting Dr Quotes & Sayings
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I like to go to a red carpet event and see what everybody's wearing and who's drunk and who's talking to whom.
Kathy Griffin
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Peace was declared, but not all of us were drunk with joy or stricken blind.
George Grosz
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A designated driver helps you party another day.
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One reason I dont drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
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Now I'm drunk as fu.. about to pass out, destination you're mother's couch.
Hollywood Undead
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Unknown
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I'll get drunk, we'll go out and have fun...I'll go back to my room and I'll sleep in like boxers.
Jonah Hill
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He uses statistics like a drunk uses lamp-posts, more for support than illumination.
Romano Prodi
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin
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Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true.
Aziz Ansari
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She don't care if I'm stoned and sloppy drunk, long as she got the keys.
ZZ Top
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One thing I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work in this town again.
Jim Carrey
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin
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It's two a.m. and I'm drunk again, and it's heavy on my mind. I could never love again, so much as I loved you.
Dave Matthews Band
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I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.
Raymond Chandler
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Like who the hell cares if she smokes? Get over it. Or if he sleeps around? It's his choice. Or if they get drunk? That's not your business.
Unknown
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When your companions get drunk and fight, take up your hat and wish them good night.
Unknown
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The best research for playing a drunk is being a British actor for 20 years.
Michael Caine
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Standing on the porch, drinking liquor, drunk, smoking weed
Juicy J
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