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The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
Robert Paul
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It's funny looking at yourself. You know how it is when you look back at old pictures? It's just funny looking back at yourself walking and talking at age 14.
Jennifer Connelly
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I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes.
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Friday is the beginning of my liver's workweek.
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I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.
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If you're on the treadmill next to me, the answer is yes...we are racing.
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I won't kill you, but I'll enjoy reading your obituary.
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Now that the holiday blues are over, let's resume our everyday melancholy.
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It may be the antidepressants talking, but I'm feeling somewhat optimistic about 2014.
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I don't get why gyms have mirrors...I know what I look like. That's why I'm there.
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The President sends us a billion-page paper that shows how he would spend the money if he were spending the money. He doesn't have the authority to spend the money. He doesn't spend $1 of the money.
Michael Enzi
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A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, big or small, young or old. He doesn't care if you're not smart, not popular, not a good joke-teller, not the best athlete, nor the best-looking person. To your dog, you are the greatest, the smartest, the nicest human being who was ever born. You are his friend and protector.
Louis Sabin
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I'm tired of hearing it said that democracy doesn't work. Of course it doesn't work. We are supposed to work it.
Walt Whitman
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I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas are funny. I'm assuming Swamp told the whole story of the executives seriously asking us to replace the banana with cheese because they thought it was funnier.
Joe Murray
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Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
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Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
Ron Alderson
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Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
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My goal for 2014 is to accomplish the goals of 2013, which I should have done in 2012, because I promised them in 2011 and planned them in 2010.
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A strong friendship doesn't need daily conversation, doesn't always need togetherness, as long as the relationship lives in the heart, true friends will never part...
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Money shouldn't become the necessity of real woman's life. If she has money she spends it, when she is short of money she doesn't care, or just pretends she doesn't.
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