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Jay Leno Shaft Quotes & Sayings
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The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
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The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.
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I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'Id like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'
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I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder.
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Experts say that if we go to war with Iraq, oil could reach as much as $80 a barrel. Of course, after the war it will be free.
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New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive
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Thanksgiving, when the Indians said, Well, this has been fun, but we know you have a long voyage back to England.
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My wife is going to kill me. But you look like my wife, so that's Ok!
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President Clinton, this guy is sharp. Boy, he gave Hillary the most romantic Valentine's gift today, a huge rose garden. Where would he get that?
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If Arnold is elected, you know who I'd feel sorry for? The people on death row. Imagine, you're about to be executed, the governor calls, you think it's your reprieve, and you hear 'Hasta la vista, baby.'
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In California, 50 women protested the I'm pending war with Iraq by lying on the ground naked and spelling out the word peace. Right idea, wrong president.
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New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
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If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.
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Good news. President Bush is creating thousands of new jobs. Unfortunately, all of them are at the White House.
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Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
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Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
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You're not famous until my mother has heard of you.
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Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.
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Isn't it a little ironic here? We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards?
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Forty million Americans smoked marijuana; the only ones who didn't like it were Judge Ginsberg, Clarence Thomas and Bill Clinton.
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