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Jerry Seinfeld And Getting Old Quotes & Sayings
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My agent said, 'Jerry, Dancing With the Stars, they want you on there.' I said, 'Ain't no way. I'm not going to do that.' Then he came back to me again, and he kept putting pressure on me. I said, 'All right, I'll give it a try.'
Jerry Rice
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We got on American Bandstand, where kids would dance to a record and then rate it. We called ourselves Tom and Jerry. I was Jerry.
Paul Simon
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Im the best, even when Im cynical. Angle these beats like a pentagon, whenever my pen is on and nothing here minimal. Counting my bread, my account like a brunch at a synagog. Get at yall thats a whole lotta bagels, see me out the bay wit san quin in a beige coup. A very bad man you can ask baboo, I gets Seinfeld with these rhyme skills, Im larry david, gimme my paper, its a cost mo (Cosmo) like Jerry Sein neighber, my co stanzas, stand like phantoms or maybachs, you wont get a lane (elaine) if you came wack. I hate rap like Kramer hate blacks, still no label wale aint passed, but now I'm on the lead on errybody a.. and mark gave me a check and some dap.
Wale
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Growing up, I liked Jerry of Tom and Jerry. He was the little guy who was more clever than the big guy even though he wasn't as strong. I identified with that going through school. I also like Mighty Mouse. I like the little guys who come through in the end.
Dominic Monaghan
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He'd never seen Seinfeld, so he didn't know who Puddy was or anything.
Patrick Warburton
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Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swim next time, OK Jerry?
Denis Leary
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Jerry picked up the technique of visualizing the story as a movie scenario; and whenever he gave me a script, I would see it as a screenplay. That was the technique that Jerry used, and I just picked it up.
Joe Shuster
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The Seinfeld motto: No learning, no hugging.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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I watch sitcoms like Seinfeld, and here's a newsflash, but what a great show.
Scott Wolf
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The girls in high school who watched 90210? I was watching Seinfeld.
Josh Schwartz
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And Seinfeld is so quick: we crank out one show a week, and the hours are very reasonable.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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Animal rights group PETA is urging Ben and Jerry's to replace the milk they use in their ice cream with human breast milk. After which, Ben and Jerry's introduced their new flavor, Chocolate Chip Minkcuz they're not gonna use breast milk.
Seth Meyers
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Never met Levinson. Ever. He directed those American Express spots for us for Seinfeld, and I was off on some guest spot that I didn't even want to do... and I got talked into doing it.
Patrick Warburton
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Mine will be..His flow is like the Klu Klux versus the Panthers..and I'm real, like Seinfeld, they ain't talking about nothin, George Canstanza.
Lupe Fiasco
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In our first season we had a 22 rating. Today Seinfeld, a hit show, gets a 15. Lost in Space actually had a bigger audience than Star Trek got at that time.
Mark Goddard
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I don't really get a chance to watch much television. I mostly watch BBC Worldwide and repeats of Seinfeld and Everybody Loves Raymond.
Will Estes
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When the 'Seinfeld' show said it was going to be a show about nothing, everybody said it couldn't - wouldn't work. It did. 'Thor' is about something, about that character finding his destiny, but it's not doing what was expected... and yet it's doing very well.
J Michael Straczynski
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You look at shows like The Simpsons or Larry Sanders or Curb Your Enthusiasm or Seinfeld, they're really sophisticated shows that we all love back home.
Simon Pegg
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We don't have a laugh track, which helped Seinfeld a lot, and did kind of tell people when to laugh. It just made it a lot easier. Our show doesn't have that, so it's hard for Middle America to catch on.
Alia Shawkat
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Help me...help you. Help me help you.
Jerry Maguire
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