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Job Funny Quotes & Sayings
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My job is to make sure that if you're a family in Florida, your children can get a good education and you have the opportunity for a job. That's my job and that's what I think about every day.
Rick Scott
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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My job is mostly to entertain and be funny.
Rosie O'Donnell
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Here's to ending the New Year still having a job that you still wish you didn't have.
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Anyone can like their job... To love your job is not enough, you must give your passion to your job.
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If only you would be altogether silent! For you, that would be wisdom.
Job 13:5
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People have this belief that actors are able to go out there and say, 'Oh I choose this job,' but most of the time we're just taking the job we can get. We don't just get offered thousands of jobs; we might earn one job a year and that's the one we'll take because we've got to pay the rent.
Henry Cavill
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It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.
Dan Castellaneta
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I think it's a comedian's job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits.
Donald Glover
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I truly believe your associate's degree will help you get a better shitty job.
Unknown
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My breath is offensive to my wife; I am loathsome to my own brothers.
Job 19:17
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The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case
George W Bush
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I love pretending I have the courage to quit my job.
Unknown
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I want the job where you push scared skydivers off the plane.
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Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
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Think I need a 2nd job, I have way too much month at the end of my money.
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Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.
Ronald Reagan
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When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy.
James Goldsmith
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If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
Woody Allen
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A liberated woman is one who has s.. before marriage and a job after.
Gloria Steinem
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