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Jokes About Fart Quotes & Sayings
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Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasies. She used to fart in her sleep. I thought Id share that with you. One night it was so loud it woke the dog up. She woke up and went ah was that you? And I didnt have the heart to tell her. Oh! Will: She woke herself up? Sean: Ah...! But Will, shes been dead for 2 years, and that's the shit I remember: wonderful stuff you know? Little things like that. Those are the things I miss the most. The little idiosyncrasies that only I know about: that's what made her my wife. Oh she had the goods on me too, she knew all my little peccadilloes. People call these things imperfections, but there not. Ah, that's the good stuff. ~ Robin Williams as Sean Maguire, Matt Damon as Will Hunting.
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A book does not make bad jokes, drink too much or eat more than you can afford to pay for.
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You make jokes because you're afraid to take anything seriously, because if you take things seriously, they matter.
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Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive
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Most jokes state a bitter truth
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My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
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If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
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I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
Harold Ramis
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She's a warm fart at Christmas.
Jethro Tull
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My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
Jenny McCarthy
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I just sharted myself. That's when you fart and you shit yourself on accident!
Kris Jenner
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