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Jokes About Tuesday Quotes & Sayings
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My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. I never did like to work, and I don't deny it. I'd rather read, tell stories, crack jokes, talk, laugh - anything but work.
Abraham Lincoln
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I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
Marilyn Monroe
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I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
Marilyn Monroe
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
Unknown
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Our show was - it remained - you know, kids could watch it and laugh at it. And they wouldn't know - they wouldn't get the jokes. But they would laugh at it. So they tell me now they have grown up and they're watching it. Now they get the jokes. But we didn't say anything blatant.
Rue McClanahan
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Tuesday, you see, she had to be free. But somehow, I've got to carry on.
Lynyrd Skynyrd
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I think of myself as a writer with a sense of humor rather than a comedy writer. Happy to tell a story with lots of jokes in it, I wouldn't know how to do jokes without the story.
Steven Moffat
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Slut jokes are just whor..able.
Unknown
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I'm not the kind of actor that would know what my character had for breakfast last Tuesday.
Liam Neeson
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Creativity is a highfalutin word for the work I have to do between now and Tuesday.
Ray Kroc
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This country and the Commonwealth last Tuesday were not far from the Kingdom of Heaven.
Geoffrey Fisher
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Judging by my degradation in the last 24 hours, I'll be surprised if I make it to Tuesday.
Aron Ralston
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Someone pays me a hundred bucks every Tuesday to DJ. I don't think I'll ever give that up.
Shannyn Sossamon
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We have work to do, and Tuesday Americans sent Washington a clear message - get the job done.
Rahm Emanuel
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I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday and 4% Friday.
Unknown
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There was a time... when people didn't go out of their house on Tuesday night at eight o'clock because Milton Berle was on.
Ed McMahon
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I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we don't know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don't care that we don't.
Dylan Thomas
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You must be excited for the one day of the year when your behavior makes sense.
Unknown
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CNN annoyed me so I'm watching Dance Moms. Not the first time Tuesday night has ended up like this.
Kal Penn
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Them cool greys, thats Monday. Them Space jams thats Tuesday. That Spike Lees on Wednesday. 23 in my Benz eh.
The Game
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