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Jokes For A Hot A Quotes & Sayings
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One of the jokes on our flight is that, if we have a normal entry day going, the plan is for me... to actually take the orbiter first and fly it for maybe 10 or 15 seconds and then hand it on over to Scooter.
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I stepped on a cornflake this morning...I'm a cereal killer now!
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So he said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books.'
Tommy Cooper
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I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
Steven Wright
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Wanna play a joke on your chiropractor? The next time he starts working on you, go limp and soil yourself.
Mike Wilmot
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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeneres
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Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude.
Frank Muir
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Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office...I will find you. You have my Word.
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I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.
Tommy Cooper
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This is our lance. See, you're making me laugh about this now, because there have been a few jokes on the set about what they actually look like. But, see, I personally think they'd be a great toy. So... just batteries aren't included.
Kevin Sorbo
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My mom was a little weird. When I was little she would make chocolate frosting. And she'd let me lick the beaters. And then she'd turn them off.
Marty Cohen
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Did you hear about the new reversible jackets? I can't wait to see how they turn out.
Nikhil Saluja
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You can trust a Neil Simon script. Every dot. Every dash; that pause means something. He takes all the jokes out, practically.
Hector Elizondo
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Congressional hot air freezes.
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He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot
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So what am I supposed to do, run him under some hot water and bang his head against a table?
Rachel Green
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Every time we had a hot war going on in Asia, it was difficult for Asian Americans here.
George Takei
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You plan a two week hot bath.
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I was always very grateful I was never hot. In the entire length of my career, I haven't been the most adored.
Harrison Ford
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It was essential to do this job, hateful though it was, because we knew the Germans were hot on the trail.
Mark Oliphant
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