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Just Punch Him In The Face And Get Some Ice Cream Quotes & Sayings
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Life rules, and theres no room for hate. So if you dont like me, go punch yourself in the face.
Hayley Williams
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We should tell our kids to just have fun, participate and not get bent on winning or losing. But every coach, when they say that, they say it tongue in cheek, 'Don't worry about winning': If you win I'll get you ice cream, but if you lose I'm going to pout in the car.
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Wal-Mart: The only place on earth you can get a haircut, eye exam, ice cream sandwich, tires for your car, and witness a real life what not to wear episode...
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Take ice. Ice is fascinating to me. Ice is the one thing in our world that went from an agricultural product to being manufactured.
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They say REVENGE is a dish best served cold. They also say REVENGE is sweet. This means, basically REVENGE is ICE-CREAM.
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My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy
Thornton Wilder
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My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy
Thornton Wilder
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My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy
Thornton Wilder
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Some of the things people complain about make me want to punch them in the face. There are much bigger problems in the world
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I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial.
Adam Carolla
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Amazing friends; summer nights; Chocolate ice cream; mud slide fights; Half the summer is gone already So lets spend the rest of it; slow and steady.
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When you're stressed; You eat Ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is Desserts. Mind = Blown.
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I love my butter pecan ice cream, but I also love to work out. We all have our issues. Mine is arms and legs, keeping them tight and toned. It takes work, believe me.
Beyonce
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It's changed throughout the years, but at one time I was a really big bubble gum ice cream fan. I'd spit the bubble gum pieces in a cup and then collect them.
Timothy Olyphant
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Ice cream doesnt help with a bad mood. It cures it!
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A boxer's diet should be low in fat and high in proteins and sugar. Therefore you should eat plenty of lean meat, milk, leafy vegetables, and fresh fruit and ice cream for sugar.
Gene Tunney
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I am 26, I love to act, I am getting wrinkles on my forehead, my arms are still not as toned as I would like and I have a small pot belly. I love movies, plays, music, and art and I love to eat ice cream out of the carton.
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Be happy. Smile even on your darkest days and worst times even though your broken up inside. If you can't seem to do that call your 2 or 3 best friends and tell them to pick up ice cream on the way over.
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Life is like a bowl of ice-cream, it melts very quickly so enjoy it while it lasts.
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Look at the average American diet: ice cream, butter, cheese, whole milk, all this fat. People don't realize how much of this stuff you get by the end of the day. High blood pressure is from all this high-fat eating.
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