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Kiss My Ass Quotes & Sayings
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Leave Me Alone
I Hate You
Get Over It
I Dont Give A Fuck
Funny Facebook Status
Done With You
Better Than You
Two Faced People
Funny Facebook Status
Funny Christmas Card
By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you blocked and deleted. You may now kiss my ass.
Facebook Status quotes
Done With You quotes
Over It quotes
Fake People quotes
Leave Me Alone quotes
Bad Mood quotes
Beavis, why the hell do you wanna kiss your ass? -Butt-Head
Beavis And Butthead
Hey Butthead, you know I'd like to kiss my ass. -Beavis
Beavis And Butt-Head
To all my haters, I realize you only have one advantage over me...you can kiss my ass and I cant!
Fuck Off quotes
Better Than You quotes
Kiss on Shoulder = I want you. Kiss on the Lips = I love you. Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we're together forever.
Im the man who has the ball. Im the man who can throw it faster than f**k. So that is why I am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my d**k everyone.
Im a good ass friend, but once I feel betrayed in any way, you can kiss our friendship goodbye.
Ha, I'm laughing at you dumbass ni...s. bi..., hiking ass gotta give you thumb ass ni...s. I aint throw it away, I'm no bum-ass ni.... Give me Jordans and J's, just a young ass ni....
A perfect kiss is when your eyes meet, you walk toward each other in the rain, and kiss right there in the middle, everything becomes nothing in that moment because that is when you realize that this is a true kiss.
Secret Crush quotes
Hey Butthead, you know I'd like to kiss my ass.
Beavis And Butthead
The jabroni beating, pie eating, trail blazing, eye brow raising, the best in the present, future and past, and if yall dont like me you can kiss the peoples ass!
The kiss. There are all sorts of kisses, lad, from the sticky confection to the kiss of death. Of them all, the kiss of an actress is the most unnerving. How can we tell if she means it or if she's just practicing?
As with most audiences when there is a live celebrity on stage, our laughter is performative, disproportionate, and noncontextual: a semaphoric ass kiss across the footlights.
To all the people I've offended - yeah fu.. you too! For everytime I reminisce - yo I miss my past. But I still don't give a fu.., y'all can KISS MY ASS.
So you can kiss my black ass, fu.. the white house, it aint my house, So you can burn the mothafu..a down for all I care, Cause t-shirts and khakies is all I wear.
Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score; Then to that twenty, add a hundred more: A thousand to that hundred: so kiss on, To make that thousand up a million. Treble that million, and when that is done, Let's kiss afresh, as when we first begun.
If you're talking about me behind my back you're in a pretty good position to kiss my ass!
Backstabbing Friend quotes
Two Faced People quotes
Negative People quotes
I try to do something the audience might not have seen before. Like if I'm gonna kiss a girl I wanna kiss her like a girl has never been kissed. Like maybe I would kick her legs out from under her and catch her right before she hits the ground and then kiss her.
If you kiss on the first date and it's not right, then there will be no second date. Sometimes it's better to hold out and not kiss for a long time. I am a strong believer in kissing being very intimate, and the minute you kiss, the floodgates open for everything else.
Shawn Michaels could walk down to this ring, get on his knees, bend over and kiss me on the ass and it ain't gonna make a bit of difference. I know you don't like it...I would just as soon slap Shawn in the face as shake his hand.
Being Hurt By Someone You Love
Long Distance Relationship
Thinking Of You
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