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Ladies And Gentle Men Funny Quotes & Sayings
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I dont like really feminine men who tan. I dont understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brands not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
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Let's become little old ladies together- we'll stay up late looking at old pictures, telling "remember when" stories, and laughing till our sides ache. Let's become eccentric together- the kind of old ladies who take long walks, wear silly hats, and get away with acting outrageous in public places. And if anybody should ask how long we've been friends, we'll say, "Oh, forever - since before you were even born!" Let's become little old ladies together because a friendship that's as special as ours can only grow better through the years.
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We must admit that it is quite common that people do have affairs with their leading ladies and men.
William H Macy
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I'd like to name my kid a whole phrase. You know, something like 'Ladies and Gentlemen.' That'll be a cool name for a kid. 'This is my son, Ladies and Gentlemen!' Then, when he gets out of hand, I get to go, 'Ladies and Gentlemen, please!'
Louis CK
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Welcome to the real Internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are the FBI.
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Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.
Oscar Wilde
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Smile. Today would be a wonderful day not to take life so seriously. Today may end up the way you prefer, and it may not. Happiness is not about being a winner, it's about being gentle with life, being gentle with yourself. Let life be a dance, and choose the kind of dance you want for today,perhaps a gentle loving dance.
Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.
Richard Harris Barham
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I'm pretty sure the whole ladies first thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.
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Hand wash only = 'Machine wash, gentle cycle.'
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I was a little doubtful about the propriety of going to the Mammoth Cave without a gentleman escort, but if two ladies travel alone they must have the courage of men.
Maria Mitchell
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Ladies Remember every action has a reaction. Men have feelings as well & they are often over looked due to a woman's nature to lead emotions.
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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
Emo Philips
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All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.
Unknown
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There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors. I want my woman to be the sharper image robot so that she can be turned off.
Al Goldstein
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If a writer has to rob his mother, he will not hesitate: The 'Ode on a Grecian Urn' is worth any number of old ladies.
William Faulkner
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Ladies, don't be afraid to put out candles, flowers & wine for your men! They may return the favor!
Vanessa Lachey
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I'd love to learn to cook. I think the ladies like a guy who can cook. Also, there are lots of available ladies at cooking classes. Can you tell I'm single?
Will Estes
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Fact: Women suffer more migraines more men. Reason: Because we have to deal with men
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Ladies raise your standards and their be more dogs. Raising your standards will make more men get their act together to get what they want.
Unknown
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