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Ladies And Gentle Men Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Ladies And Gentle Men Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Dressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies, was one of our staples.
Graham Chapman
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Men wear the pants but the ladies control the zipper.
Unknown
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I often wonder if more girls were willing to be ladies, would more guys feel challenged to be gentlemen.
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I had the best time making Mean Girls, that was a fun bunch of ladies. I was given a lot of creative freedom as well, to just go with what felt funny, and I believe that was a huge part of the movie's flow.
Amy Poehler
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Ladies, If you want a different kind of man...become a different kind of woman.
Drew Istotle
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The learned are envied by the foolish; rich men by the poor; chaste women by adulteresses; and beautiful ladies by ugly ones.
Chanakya
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Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more, Men were deceivers ever, One foot in sea and one on shore, To one thing constant never.
William Shakespeare
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With all of you men out there who think that having a thousand different ladies is pretty cool, I have learned in my life I've found out that having one woman a thousand different times is much more satisfying.
Wilt Chamberlain
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Some men tend to cling to old intellectual excitements, just as some belles, when they are old ladies, still cling to the fashions and coiffures of their exciting youth.
Jane Jacobs
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rock it all please if you want this tonight ladies look at how much he prides, tonight dont come to close cuz we might, delight just to excite you for tonight, ladies thats right.
Tami Chynn
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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
Elayne Boosler
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Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone.
Lenny Bruce
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Ladies: Please dress how you would like to be approached and talked to. Don't dress like a hoe and expect to be treated like a Queen.
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The actors nowadays, both young men and young ladies, don't always wear their period clothes as well as they might. They tend to stomp around a bit in them.
Julie Harris
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Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Dylan Thomas
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And in that time. When men decide and feel safe. To call the war insane, Take one moment to embrace. Those gentle heroes. You left behind.
Krzysztof Kieslowski
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To attract men, I wear a perfume called New Car Interior.
Unknown
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There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
Jerry Seinfeld
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Women spend more time thinking about what men think, then men spend thinking!
Unknown
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