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Laying At My Bed Quotes & Sayings
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No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
Erma Bombeck
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I'm tryna put you to bed, bed, bed. I'ma put you to bed, bed, bed.
J Holiday
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My bed is my bed and I peed in it last year, so who would want to sleep in that bed?
Snooki
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A man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman.
Marlene Dietrich
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I was changing a light bulb over Groucho Marx's bed, so I took my sho.. off, got on his bed and changed the bulb. When I got off the bed he said: 'That's the best acting you've ever done.'
Elliott Gould
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I'm all alright, I'm all alright, I'm all alright. He played Solitaire in bed. Used to blow bubbles in bed. He sang Christmas songs in bed.
Madeleine Peyroux
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Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
George F Burns
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In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded.
John Dobbin
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In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded.
John Dobbin
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I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there's a cigar table with a special cigar ashtray, and your wife is reading a book on how to save the environment.
Raul Julia
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Get out of bed to pee or stay in bed where I'm comfortable? Just another one of life's many tough decisions..
Unknown
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'Im going to bed.' really means, 'Im going to lie on my bed and be on my phone.'
Unknown
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I LOVE SLEEPING but I never want to go to bed early.
Unknown
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The bed has become a place of luxury to me! I would not exchange it for all the thrones in the world
Napoleon Bonaparte
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And I love the idea of spending the whole day in bed with my lover.
Jennifer Lopez
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The bed comprehends our whole life, for we were born in it, we live in it, and we shall die in it
Guy De Maupassant
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My bed always feels more comfortable when I'm being forced to get out of it.
Unknown
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I love men in bed when they are sleeping. But then they have to go and wake up.
Daphne Zuniga
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My bed loves to eat phones and socks.
Unknown
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Groucho Marx
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