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Leg Fracture Funny Quotes & Sayings
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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Dont play both sides of the fence because one day your leg is going to get caught trying to get over on the other side.
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The attack did not succeed as well as I had hoped, no small impediment having been the loss of my right leg.
Peter Stuyvesant
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We need a tax code that truly helps working Americans trying to get a leg up in the new economy.
Barack Obama
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Pound hit ya, ya leg shake like James Brown, lay down.
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Did you ever think that making a speech on economics is a lot like pissing down your leg? It seems hot to you, but it never does to anyone else.
Lyndon B Johnson
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Now that I've got some films under my belt, I have the courage of my convictions regarding acting. It gives me a leg to stand on.
Mira Sorvino
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Could you please push your seat back more, I really hate leg room.
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Tattoo crawlin' down her leg, so s..y. So young, ever get caught, they'll arrest me.
Motley Crue
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I still find it strange, I suppose, when I say to someone, 'Can you just pass me my leg?' But I don't ever think about my disability.
Oscar Pistorius
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How does a kid from Coos Bay, with one leg longer than the other win races?
Steve Prefontaine
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I'm a born and bred New Yorker. I belong here. Everytime I leave it's like losing a leg.
Judy Holliday
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The envious man thinks that if his neighbor breaks a leg, he will be able to walk better himself
Helmut Schoeck
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What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?
Bart Simpson
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They had him spread out, T-position, opened his jeans up/Shot him in the leg bone, he rose up like King Tut.
Raekwon
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When man wanted to make a machine that would walk he created the wheel, which does not resemble a leg.
Guillaume Apollinaire
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If you move something 10 pounds through space and then stop suddenly, there's a little overshoot. When you transfer weight from one leg to another, there's a certain way that it happens.
Brad Bird
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I lift my leg to urinate on conserative christians, cause I have never seen a dog hold his d..k while he's pissing.
Immortal Technique
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