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Leg Fracture Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I reached the stage where I was afraid to wiggle my leg, but then I thought 'why shouldn't I?' It's what I do and now I know how to turn an audience on again.
Steve Marriott
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I was in the game for love. After all, where else can an old-timer with one leg, who can't hear or see, live like a king while doing the only thing I wanted to do?
Bill Veeck
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What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if its a pit bull, you say, 'You better let him finish.'
Robert Schimmel
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We now have an opportunity, though, to do something we didn't do in the industrial age, and that is to get a leg up on this, to bring the public in quickly, to have an informed debate.
Jeremy Rifkin
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Some of the free lunch programs were still goin' on - based on the last leg of the Black Panther Party.
Kool Moe Dee
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Time is a great conference planning our end, and youth is only the past putting a leg forward.
Djuna Barnes
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I love Bill Clinton. I think we should make him king. I'm talking the red robe, the turkey leg - everything.
Tim McGraw
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I tend to do golf charity things because it's much safer and you don't get much chance of a broken arm or leg.
Dougray Scott
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Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, you wont have a leg to stand on.
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Two man hitch up on an rub up on. An lay down inna bed. Hug up on another anna feel up leg.
Buju Banton
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I enjoyed showing a bit more leg in the last few stories. It was good fun, but it can be quite s..ist. But it doesn't worry me personally all that much.
Sarah Sutton
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My manager said it would more effective against left-handed hitters. It seemed to me that was impossible to do without the high leg kick, which I started that day.
Juan Marichal
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When I jerked it out the head remained in my leg, where it remains still. There were a couple of inches of blood on the shaft of the arrow when I pulled it out.
George Crook
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I then realized my appearance was a bit odd. My right leg was no longer with me. It had caught somewhere in the top of the cockpit as I tried to leave my Spitfire.
Douglas Bader
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I bet some of you feel sorry for me. Well don't. Having an artificial leg has its advantages. I've broken my right knee many times and it doesn't hurt a bit.
Terry Fox
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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I took the right leg of that woman's body, from the knee to the hip took the fat off and ate it while he stared at the other girl. When I bit into it she just urinated right there.
Arthur Shawcross
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When your cat rubs the side of its face along your leg, it's affectionately marking you with its scent, identifying you as its private property, saying, in effect, 'You belong to me'
Susan McDonough
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1990's Polo Ralph Lauren on him. Gone a few years the whole world snoring on him. Girls all up on him I spread em, hit them and dead them. She says, third leg from a legend is sheer heaven.
Nas
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Your mama's so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out!
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