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All the jokes in my films, the comedy, they're not me, I just try to hold a big mirror up to us.
Yahoo Serious
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All of my jokes were about not being able to meet anybody. I didn't have any insight into anything - even my own insecurities.
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Did you hear about the frog that double parked? He was toad away...
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Almost anything makes me laugh, especially jokes at my own expense. And I will never, ever admit to being ticklish anywhere.
Judd Nelson
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You can never have a thousand percent batting average on jokes, it's just never going to happen.
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Lebron: I'm proposing to my girl. Kobe: With what?
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Johnny Carson started the jokes about me and Marlin in his monologues.
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What do you call a black transformer? Optimus Crime.
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If it's five o'clock and the children are still alive, I've done my job.
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Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.
Rob Corddry
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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I guess I'm like Roger Miller who used to say that he didn't have as many jokes as he thought he did.
Glen Campbell
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I'm the youngest of four, and I'm always the clown, making the jokes, wanting attention.
Rose Byrne
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I never believe them when they say that because you really have to sort of be aware of what's going on in the news in order to get the jokes on the show.
Samantha Bee
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I crack jokes and play games and that's really more my nature than being cold.
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That moment when you say something and everyone laughs, so you just sit there like a boss.
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In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.
Frank Dane
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The most fun I ever have is sitting in with Rick writing, and we laugh at our own jokes.
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A girl can tell I like her when I blush or start telling bad jokes.
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Hi. Um, my camel called...he wants his toe back!
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