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Being able to go shopping and wear pink. Getting to date hot guys. Buying sho.. and clothes. Spending other peoples money on lip gloss. Experimenting with cosmetics and makeup. Being beautiful lol. I love everything about being a girl.
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Me: I'm finally happy. Life: Lol, wait a sec.
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You know the other person is bored of texting when they say 'lol' when you weren't being funny.
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Over the weekend Saturday Night Live did another skit making fun of me and they spoke about Unbreakable!!!! Even though the girl who played me spoke in a voice that I hope sounds NOTHING like me LOL, I still thought it was pretty funny and I was of course excited that they talked about Lamar's and my fragrance!
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s.. to rock music is something lol.
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It's not so much to stay in any particular shape as it is just to feel healthy for my body type. My body takes pretty quickly to physical activity... it just sort of wakes up and sucks in! Lol! I enjoy Pilates, 15-20 minutes on the treadmill, free weights, dancing, walking...the basics, I guess.
Bethany Joy Galeotti
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We feel our biggest attribute is our differentness... we make all sorts of music... pop... rap... country... lolligaging... lol... lolligaging is our own lil genre of music... its like we sing but we cant sing, but people like it, you know... but with being different, nobody can categorize us... we can go whatever direction we want.
Travis Porter
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People... they don't write anymore - they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people in a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English.
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Deep Analyzer here (over analyzer @ times)....drives me crazy sometimes, but it denfinitly is cheaper than therapy...lol.....Its only when you dont learn from your self theraputic thoughts (conversations) with yourself, the analyzation (or lack of) turns into a multitude of unrecognized emotions, feelings..... Dont be Afraid to explore your own mind. You may just figure somrthing out ~JMarie~
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Its sad when u see people pretending to be your friend and say thank u or hi , just to appear friendly/polite for social reasons or greet u with a smile but deep inside> saying get the fck away from me > but at the sametime are quick to ask for your support for there cause!! Especially those in the lamb-light of Entertainment !!Omg its Crazy!!! Those kind of People direct there purpose only to the advancement of there own interest, without being considerate to others ! Those people have different personalities and act according to situations differently and change themselves within circumstances !!Sad but true- And it clearly reflects in there attitude, behavior and it speaks volumes about there ugly personality. Dont let arrogance get the best of you and Never let your success get to your head!!
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Well I know when alot of people hear the name Travis Porter they think of one person... but its not really a person... its more like something thats inside of you. The way we look at it is like... Travis Porter is a life style, like ima do what I want when I want. Like with us, we arent afraid of doing what we want and really being ourselves...alot of people are trying to be something they arent... like they wont even have fun or express themselves bc folks will look at them as different... but everyone has an inner travis porter... but with us, we just let it come out and we do whatever we feel like... for example, we dont wear jewelry... and prolly never will... thats some different shit... we are differenters... lol
Travis Porter
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Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know? ... ... 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Y don't you try again?:O 3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool? 4. when they see me with shorter hair: hey Have you had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.! 5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you? Me: M in market with telephone around my neck LOL :P :P :P
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Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know? ... ... 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Y don't you try again?:O 3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool? 4. when they see me with shorter hair: hey Have you had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.! 5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you? Me: M in market with telephone around my neck LOL :P :P :P
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