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My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family.
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I want to remind you that everything is funny as long as its not happening to you. Happy April Fools Day!
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For my new year's resolution, I promise to stop correcting your terrible spelling and focus more on your horrific grammar.
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My favorite part of the holiday season is blaming my long-term weight gain on the holiday season.
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I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't make no difference so [long as] you happen to hit it just right. But there's one thing I'm proud of -- I ain't got it in for anybody. I don't like to make jokes that hurt anybody.
Will Rogers
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Happy Mother's Day to someone who doesn't care if I marry a man or a woman as long as I give you grandkids before you're dead.
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My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs.
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Sorry that, statistically speaking, you probably won't fulfill your resolution.
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I love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated by it. I'm fascinated that our government could lie to us so blatantly, so obviously for so long, and we do absolutely nothing about it. I think that's interesting in what is ostensibly a democracy. Sarcasm - come on in. People say Bill, quit talking about Kennedy man. It was a long time ago, just let it go, alright? It's a long time ago, just forget it. I'm like, alright, then don't bring up Jesus to me. As long as we're talking shelf life here...
Bill Hicks
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Every morning I long to hold you, I need you, I want you, I love your warmth... your smell, your taste... Ohhh coffee I love you. Good Morning!
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I keep thinking of how much I love talking to you.. How good you look when you smile. How much I love your laugh. I day-dream about you off and on, replaying pieces of our conversation; laughing at funny things that you said or did.. I've memorized your face & the way that you look at me.. I catch myself smiling again at what I imagine.. I wonder what will happen the next time we are together & even though nothing will come out of this, I know one thing for sure, for once.. I don't care, I cherish every moment I have with you.
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Funny is funny is funny.
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Long for me as I for you, forgetting, what will be inevitable, the long black aftermath of pain.
Malcolm Lowry
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You know what writers say about their long books: If I had another year, the book would be half as long.
David Remnick
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As long as people want to see me in movies, and as long as I find it interesting, I'll keep working.
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If there's one touch I long to feel, one voice I long to hear, whenever I am happy, or just needing someone near.
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My childhood here... was very limited. So it was a long, long time before I actually went out to Brooklyn.
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Long have you hunted me, long have I eluded you. No more. Behold! The Sword of Elendil!
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I hung in there as long as I could, but you long since passed the point when I stopped caring.
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I fight for us, as long as there is reason to. You wanted to give up on us as long as there is season two.
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