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One of the things that will keep The Front Page burning bright as long as newspapers are alive is the myth that newspapermen are breezy and raffish. What other play has for so long fed the self-image of journalists?
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Cynicism is tough. A cynic's point of view is really pitiful. I derive pleasure out of a lot of things in life. As long as I'm fairly healthy, it's hard to stay dismal for very long.
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As long as there is one upright man, as long as there is one compassionate woman, the contagion may spread and the scene is not desolate. Hope is the one thing left to us in a bad time.
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Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely not accidental that there are a thousand novelists, essayists, poets or journalists for each humorist. It is a long, long time between James Thurbers.
Leo Rosten
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The dignity of the artist lies in his duty of keeping awake the sense of wonder in the world. In this long vigil he often has to vary his methods of stimulation; but in this long vigil he is also himself striving against a continual tendency to sleep.
Marc Chagall
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You've got to love what you're doing. If you love it, you can overcome any handicap or the soreness or all the aches and pains, and continue to play for a long, long time.
Gordie Howe
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I think my legs are my favorite body part. My mom has really nice, long legs that are skinny. Im short, though, like 53³, but I have such long legs that people think Im taller.
Ashley Tisdale
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My father who in this case was an obsessive life-long storyteller, and by a very peculiar trick of my father's. My father would tell a very, very long story, and the punch line would be in Yiddish.
Stephen Greenblatt
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For as long as the products of our labor and the rewards of our care, can properly be called our own, so long it will be worth our while to be industrious and frugal. But if when we plow, sow, reap, gather and thresh for others, whose pleasure is to be the sole limitation how much they shall take, and how much they shall leave, why should we repeat the unprofitable toil?
John Dickinson
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What I've learnt - to my cost - on several occasions in my life, is that people will put up with all manner of bad behaviour so long as you're giving them what they want. They'll laugh and get into it and enjoy the anecdotes and the craziness and the mayhem as long as you're going your job well, but the minute you're not, you're fu..ed. They'll wipe their hands of you without a second glance
Russell Brand
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Let me tell you I am better acquainted with you for a long absence, as men are with themselves for a long affliction: absence does but hold off a friend, to make one see him the truer.
Ovid
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I don't cry because we've been separated by distance, and for a matter of years. Why? Because for as long as we share the same sky and breathe the same air, we're still together.
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May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.
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You are always on my mind. Everyday, I catch myself thinking of you, And I dream of you at night. I long for the day when I can hold you, and whisper, I Love You, once again.
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Long live the Irish. Long live their cheer. Long live our friendship. Year after year.
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My New Year's resolution is to never tell you what the person looks like who you kissed on New Year's.
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When you don't have a good signal on your phone and you go all lion king on it.
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s.. is always funny. I don't find it s..y, I find it really horrifying. But it's an act that we need. And that need, that desire, is what makes it really funny.
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My daughter said she's gonna be a hoe for Halloween. I think it's cute that she likes gardening.
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