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Your annual booze-fueled New Year's Eve spectacle will surely inspire us all to drink less in 2014.
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A friend is 1% funny, 2% sweet, 3% caring, 4% loving, 90% good looking. Thats why I am your friend! You are so lucky.
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Confucius says Love one another. If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words.
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Lets attend an opulent New Year's Eve party so we can briefly ignore the horror of our impending poverty.
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I feel lazy. In fact, I'm feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
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On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin & a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!
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If you're a dude and it takes more than 20 seconds to take of your jeans because it's tight,You Gay !
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Seeing the irresponsibly dangerous stunts in the Spider-Man musical has prepared me for your New Year's behavior.
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my New Year's resolutions.
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Gaining 20 lbs over the holidays makes your New Year's resolution of losing 10 less impressive.
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There was one thing where David Cross was doing a scene and he was showing me his cutoff shorts and he throws them at my chest. And he had to stop throwing them at my chest because every time he did I started laughing. And it was so funny. It would have been so funny on the show but it's not even on the show anymore because I couldn't do it without laughing. He would just hurl the shorts into my chest. I robbed all the viewers of a funny thing because I couldn't stop laughing.
Michael Cera
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Sorry you're finally mature enough to just want a quiet evening with friends on New Year's Eve.
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It's harder to be funny if you're handsome than if you're very normal-looking. It's just more relatable. You're the underdog. I mean it's funny to see people struggle, and you don't buy that Brad Pitt is struggling, you know that guy could be the most skill-less guy in the world, but if you look like that you will be fine for the rest of your life.
Jonah Hill
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