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Make Up Status Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Make Up Status Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there.
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I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
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Hey I just met you, and girl you look crazy, what brands your make-up, Crayola maybe?
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I hate you but you were always there for me to not make me look ridiculous. I appreciate what you did for me. Thank You Auto-Correct.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
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Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.
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Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.
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If Facebook ruins relationships then guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk & spoons make you fat.
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A friend of mine said onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him in the face with a watermelon.
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Are you free tomorrow? No, Im fu..ing expensive.
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If the professor doesn't show up to class in the first 15 minutes, you get to leave. Somebody make that a law, please.
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A man asked a fairy to make him desirable & irresistible to all women. She turned him into a credit card.
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Showing your friend a funny video on YouTube and constantly checking their face to make sure they're enjoying it...
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'Lehme gedda uh' = I would like to order something from your fine establishment, but I have to make up my mind first.
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When I have children I am going to make them watch the movie 2012 and tell them I survived that like a Boss!
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They should make a reality TV show called, 'Jersey Shore meets Shark Week.'
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At the store buying 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around and looked them in the eyes and said, 'Make it 52.'
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