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Married people from my generation are like an endangered species!
Patrice Leconte
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Married to the money, a true love story.
Lil Wayne
43 Likes
Even now that I'm married and 28, my room's still intact the way it was when I went to high school.
Jordana Brewster
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All of the troubles that some people have in life is that which they married into.
Edgar Watson Howe
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Call me old fashioned, but I like the idea of dating, then you get married, then you live together. Sorry not sorry.
Unknown
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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.
Elayne Boosler
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I can't enjoy a party until I know where the bathroom is. You knew that when you married me.
Hank Hill
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Lets have a threesum, since your practically married to the both of us anyway.
Unknown
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I turned forty, and I'm finally going to get married and maybe have a kid.
Rick Moody
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My two elder sisters married Englishmen and went abroad.
Bill Forsyth
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I don't sleep with happily married men.
Britt Ekland
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Don't get married to an actress because they're also actresses in bed.
Roberto Rossellini
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Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that night.
Paul Hornung
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I get it, all of my high school friends are engaged/married/parents. I however, am not and I'm ok with that.
Unknown
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I saw my wife at a pool, flipped over her, and 14 days later we were married.
James Garner
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I've gotten married, lost my job and become a widow on the same day.
Donna Noble
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They got married, they got divorced, and half their money goes out the window.
Suze Orman
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I met an American woman and got married so I had to get a job.
Walter Wager
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If and when we get married, only a completely opposite system will prevail.
David O Selznick
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Ireland is a great country to die or be married in.
Elizabeth Bowen
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