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Married Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I lost a tooth! I married a whor..! -Stu Price
The Hangover
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Married life has many ups and downs. May all of yours be between the sheets!
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Once you get married your expectations go from idealistic to authentic, that is if you ever hope to make it last.
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If you want to know about a man you can find out an awful lot by looking at who he married.
Kirk Douglas
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I didn't get married. I do have a boyfriend. We live together.
Melissa Joan Hart
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I married way out of my pay grade. I have no idea how that happened.
Chris Pratt
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Taylor being married and so on, that does evolve the dynamic on the road.
Isaac Hanson
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When we had been married five years, we had six children. What, in God's name, was wrong with me?
Phil Donahue
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That's not true, you've had s.. with plenty of married people.
Miranda Hobbes
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I've slept with enough married men to know that matrimony is not for me.
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I've had an exciting time; I married for love and got a little money along with it.
Rose Kennedy
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Whenever I get married, I start buying Gourmet magazine.
Nora Ephron
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I've never been out with a married woman, never. I respect others' properties.
Michael Caine
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Normal? We haven't even gotten married yet, and we're already talking about divorce.
Charlotte York
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I follow married people because misery loves company.
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I have married thriteen couples. I'm about to do a marriage next month.
Sally Kirkland
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A woman must make her fortune before she is 30; or work after she is 30; or get married.
Anna Held
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All married couples stop having s.. eventually.
Samantha Jones
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Ripley is married. And he's not lost. He has his feet on the ground.
Patricia Highsmith
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Meanwhile I married and I adopted three kids who were all from one family and then later I was divorced.
Betty Hill
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