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Metaphor Sarcastic Quotes & Sayings
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If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.
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I'm in love with you, you just want to be friends, and I'm totally cool living with that constant pain...
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We're weird guys. I don't know if a lot of people get our humor. A lot of people probably think we're jerks. We're real sarcastic. Really ironic and stuff. We mean well, but we joke around probably a lot more than we should.
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Buying me a Christmas gift on Cyber Monday is a great way to ensure I'll have s.. with you until Christmas.
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I'm sorry for loving you, I'm sorry that I cared, I'm sorry for holding onto you but our love was rare. I'm sorry for thinking you felt the same, I'm sorry for trying to make you stay but I really wanted you there. Most of all I'm sorry that I gave my hopes up, sorry that I thought you felt the same.
Mahmoud El Hallab
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I'm sorry that I mistook all our laughs, sweet texts and inside jokes as you caring. I'm sorry that I mistook all your flirting, hand holding, and hugs as you loving me. I'll think twice before I waste my time again.
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Thank you for hurting me...
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You might as well just move onto a boat because you're always fishing for compliments.
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Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense.
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When people say life is short. What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?
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Teacher: 'Why didn't you do your homework?' Student; 'Sorry, but Kanye West didn't let me finish...'
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Break my heart some more like never before. Why you're at it, you should just stomp on it. Nobody cares about my feelings so why should you be different?
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Oh. So you chose a hoe for the night over the love of your life? Good choice.
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Slut jokes are just whor..able.
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Let me ruin your life, let me break your heart, then I'll ask you why we can't be friends. Let me rip your world into little pieces, let me destroy who you thought you were, and then I'll ask if we can be friends.
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Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is... your list with names of naughty girls.
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
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Sorry, honey. Sarcasm falls from my mouth as easily as stupidity falls from yours...
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Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows.
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I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
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