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Micheal Halloween Kill Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.
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Easter: When your parents take all the leftover Halloween candy and hide it around the house in colorful eggs. When you cant find any, you give up until next year, when you find all the old ones and none of the new ones. Little people believe that a magical rabbit delivers these too you.
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Halloween: a magical and mysterious holiday all full of surprises in which, amongst treats and tricks, fear and horror turn into joy and play.
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You raise taxes and you kill jobs. That's why the National Federation of Independent Businesses said your plan will kill 700,000 jobs. I don't want to kill jobs in this environment.
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Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.
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Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And I took a 7 to do that.
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If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill what's funny in the joke.
Richard Russo
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Best friends will let you drive them around no matter how many times you almost kill them.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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It should be perfectly legal to kill people who brag about not owning a TV.
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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Steven Wright
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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Steven Wright
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How much cocaine does Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men...
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Yeah it's so funny calling someone out on twitter, but you don't realize how easy words can kill.
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Females : they hate it when you ask their age, but they'll kill you if you forget their birthday.
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It's funny how on the blocks, ni...z will kill you for cash but never raise the gun to cry out freedom at last.
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Halloween is over and people are still being fake...
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When I kill a bug in my house, I leave the dead body around for a bit to warn the others.
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I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer.
David Sedaris
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I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer.
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