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Month Of May Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
Weird Al Yankovic
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I've been waiting. We've been talking about this for over a month. Sweet, my Answer's get out of my car.
Spencer Pratt
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I did not come to Washington to raise the electricity rates by as much as $40 per month as this plan would do.
Greg Walden
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I ended up in the US for a month or so, before moving to Montreal with some Romanian friends.
Nadia Comaneci
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I wish I could be my mom's mother for a month. I would be such a bi...y control freak. Then maybe shed get it.
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I was not the kind of a principal player that was so in demand that eight or 10 or 12 scripts came per month.
Sidney Poitier
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Happy one month anniversary. I love you so much honey, you're my strength, you're my world!
Unknown
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It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month.
Kathy Griffin
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It'll come to you in a month in a plain brown wrapper with no return address.
Gene Rayburn
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I slept with more girls in America in one month than I have for a whole year in the U.K. -Jay McGuiness
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The cleverest of all, in my opinion, is the man who calls himself a fool at least once a month.
Fyodor Dostoevsky
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I never had a month or so go by where I haven't had a job, but you always worry that someone will turn off the tap.
Dean Norris
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
Unknown
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I thought with a month of apart, together would find us an opening and moonlight would provide the spark.
Mayday Parade
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If truth is the first victim of war, then read on - I've got some great lies for you this month.
Alan Gorrie
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But I'm not as bad as Al Pacino - he doesn't even know what month it is half the time when he's working.
John Goodman
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I am trying to send directions out and keep control of state government for the final month.
Scott McCallum
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I lose my cell phone so much that I switch it every month or so, but Sony Ericsson is usually what I use.
Chris Pratt
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But you know the second month I was here I put out a healthy lifestyles directive. The pundits will say it was because we were sued. Well that's what they say. It was never about that.
Jim Cantalupo
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Let's give up our worst vices with the understanding that in about a month we'll indulge them with twice the fervor.
Unknown
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