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Month Of May Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Month Of May Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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At present I answer about 100 letters a month, and read 300 emails.
Piers Anthony
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In the 66 years that I have been alive, there has not been one hour, of one day, of one month, of one year, when there has not been a threat aimed at us.
Frederick Forsyth
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Our bible study group is going to the holy land next month. I'd like to take you and your family along as my guests.
Ned Flanders
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I finished the movie a month ago in downtown Los Angeles. I had a lot of fun doing it.
Coolio
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If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.
Theodore Roosevelt
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It's the return of the gangsta thanks ta', Them ni...s that's on that blow that run up in yo' crib which contains your lady and an 8 month old.
Andre 3000
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But usually I'll wake up and start writing about nine o'clock. I'll probably write for about three hours, and I'll do that over the next month and a half.
Stanley Tucci
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Once I was gone for a month and I was just miserable, so I flew back from Florida for two hours just to be home and see my cats.
Paula Poundstone
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One month, two months, I am ready to accept any accord on this point that has the approval of the inspectors.
Jacques Chirac
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I got a fat bud in the case of my guitar. I got the flavour of the month chillin in the jar.
Kottonmouth Kings
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I haven't really met anyone else who has influenced me, but you never know, it could happen next year or next month. I just like to go with the spur of the moment.
Robin Gibb
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Every man who possibly can should force himself to a holiday of a full month in a year, whether he feels like taking it or not.
William James
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I always find it amusing to overhear women who have never had babies discussing what a pregnant chick should 'look' like at a certain month.
Catt Sadler
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Some gyal tek man every month a di year. Ride pon the bus an front on di fare.
Aidonia
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Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs.
Nancy Pelosi
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We usually break our records every Monday, so we'll see what turns up tonight after midnight. Next month it'll probably be higher, which is always weird.
Drew Curtis
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I use my cell phone as much as I can - I talk to friends all the time. I'm like 2,000 hours a month. It's crazy.
Lisa Loeb
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I've been spending this last month trying to find four outfits to wear to the different premieres of The Two Towers. It's hard work.
Liv Tyler
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When the show started out, it was like all of a sudden we had to do 35 episodes and we had just a month and a half to write them, and it took me a while to realize that I was in charge.
Mike Judge
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bi... I'm living everyday month yearly, yell until you motherfu..ers hear me. We made it.
Big Sean
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