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Month Of May Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Month Of May Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I was taught to think the next week or month or year will only get better than it is today. So I just keep waiting to see hoe great it will get!
Stevie Ray Vaughan
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If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.
Theodore Roosevelt
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I aint watch the news in a month & two weeks 'cause I dont wanna see another familiar face on tv.
Webbie
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I prepared five songs, I sang them, and he hired me. I started working about a month later at the piano bar.
Bobby McFerrin
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My dog is bleeding out of her vagina. Girls, what do I do to help her through this time of the month? Oh wait. Nevermind.
Christopher Mintz Plasse
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At present I answer about 100 letters a month, and read 300 emails.
Piers Anthony
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It doesn't really seem any different anywhere. I'd say it seems like we're biggest in Australia. It's just that we've always been this underground band and for some reason in the last month has been starting to go overground.
Jon Crosby
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Every man who possibly can should force himself to a holiday of a full month in a year, whether he feels like taking it or not.
Williams James
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
Unknown
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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A typical agent in New York gets 400 query letters a month. Of those, they might ask to read 3-4 manuscripts, and of those, they might ask to represent 1.
Nicholas Sparks
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It's amazing how everyone becomes a political genius one month every 4 years.
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Sylvia Plath was just a month and a half older than I, and when she committed suicide I was only 30 - and very shocked and sorry. I never knew her personally.
Anne Stevenson
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As it fell upon a day in the merry month of May, sitting in a pleasant shade which a grove of myrtles made.
Richard Barnfield
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My dear Frodo. Hobbits really are amazing creatures. You can learn all there is to know about their ways in a month, and yet after a hundred years they can still surprise you.
Gandalf
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Seeing all this pink is awesome. You never notice how great this month is till it actually affects your family.
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There's also something of an illusion in that, you can perhaps record a TV thing one month and complete a book the next and then be in a play. Then, if they all come out at once, it looks as if you're actually juggling a million things.
Jane Asher
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What people actually think: ha = you. suck. haha = not that funny. hahaha = really funny actually. hahahaha = funniest. thing. ever!! hahahahaha = I wanna be your friend/ gf/ bf. ahahahahaha = you. suck. a. lot.
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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My natural mother died one month after I was born, apparently due to giving birth at an advanced age.
Koichi Tanaka
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