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Mother Daughterment Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Happy Mothers Day to the mother's to be, the mother's that are, the father's who are mother's and the mother's no longer with us.
Unknown
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The moment a child is born, The mother is also born. She never existed before. The women existed, But the mother, Never. A mother is something absolutely New!
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I'm Blessed to have a mother,who loves her children more then herself...Hope I can find someone like her to be with for the rest of my life..That's called unconditional Love.
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A father is someone that holds your hand at the fair makes sure you do what your mother says holds back your hair when you are sick brushes that hair when it is tangled because mother is too busy lets you eat ice cream for breakfast but only when mother is away he walks you down the aisle and tells you everythings gonna be ok.
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People may think he's not perfect but in my mind he's beyond perfect when you're able to look into his eyes and see the real him. Having his arms wrapped around you because he cares more about you than anything, the way he says I love you and those cute little inside jokes nobody else would understand the way he giggles at your jokes even when they aren't even funny or the way he talks about you to his friends it makes you realize how much he means to you. His flaws make him perfect and when I'm around him I feel like everything's okay again and he's the solution to all my problems.
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To a child's ear, "mother" is magic in any language.
Arlene Benedict
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My mother had handed down respect for the possibilities...and the will to grasp them.
Alice Walker
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An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.
Rudyard Kipling
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When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child.
Sophia Loren
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When your mother is mad and asks you, Do I look stupid? it's best not to answer her.
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A mother who is obsessing about being thin and dieting and exercising is not going to be a very good mother.
Jane Fonda
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The best medicine in the world is a mother's kiss.
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The older I get, the more I see The power of that young woman, my mother.
Sharon Olds
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A busy mother makes slothful daughters.
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I drink because I'm a mother and I'm a mother because I drank. It's funny how everything comes full circle.
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They try to blame everybody else. The reality is you got pregnant cause you wanted to get 'turnt up' but you ended up becoming a mother.
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I blame my mother for nothing, but forgive her for everything.
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My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me that what little humor I have comes from her. I can't remember her humor, but I can remember her love and understanding of me. Of course, the mother I know the most about is the mother of our little group. She has been for 22 years trying to raise to maturity four children, three by birth and one by marriage. While she hasn't done a good job, the poor soul has done all that mortal human could do with the material she had to work with.
Will Rogers
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My Queen, My Mother, I offer myself entirely to thee. And to show my devotion to thee, I offer thee this day, my eyes, my ears, my mouth, my heart, my whole being without reserve. Wherefore, good Mother, as I am thine own, keep me, guard me as thy property and possession. Amen. -Morning Consecration to Mary
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My mother never gave up one me. I messed up in school so much they were sending me home, but my mother sent me right back.
Denzel Washington
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