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My Husband Is Fat Quotes & Sayings
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I'm only upset that I'm not a widow. [On her ex-husband Tom Arnold]
Roseanne
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Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A. Shoot him again.
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You know it's a bad day when your blind date is your ex-husband.
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I developed a nutty attitude where I'd think, If some guy really loves me he doesn't care if I'm fat. I'd come up with all these stupid reasons why it would be OK to be fat.
Kirstie Alley
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I hate it when skinny girls complain about being fat. Seriously bro, do you wanna date a walking stick? Hell no.
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When your significant other asks if she looks fat in an outfit...simply smile grab a random dress and say "Not as fat as you look in this."
Unknown
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Never call a girl fat you don't know how far she'll go to prove you wrong.
Amit Verma
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If your so upset with being fat. Then why are you still stuffing your face?
Unknown
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I am not fat, I am a Nutritional Overachiever.
Unknown
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I'm not saying she's fat. I'm just saying if I had to name 5 of the fattest people I know.... She'd be three of them.
Unknown
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Being Fat, does not give you the right to say you have a Phat Ass.
Unknown
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I don't like really feminine men who tan. I don't understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brand's not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
Kesha
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I dont like really feminine men who tan. I dont understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brands not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
Kesha
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A clever wife often sleeps with a stupid husband.
Unknown
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Dear gym teacher, how the hell are you fat? Sincerely, you teach exercise for a living!
Unknown
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Music teacher: 'What's your favorite musical instrument?' Fat kid: 'The lunch bell.'
Unknown
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Their diet is basically boiled vegetables, fish and rice. No fat, no sugar. You notice when you live there that there are no fat people.
Arsene Wenger
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I still miss my ex-husband, but my aim is improving.
Unknown
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I want to make out with the fat guy from The Hangover¦Hes amazing. I like big, fat guys with beards that wear thick glasses.
Kesha
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Anorexia isn't about being fat, it's about having fat.
Unknown
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