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New Father Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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My father who in this case was an obsessive life-long storyteller, and by a very peculiar trick of my father's. My father would tell a very, very long story, and the punch line would be in Yiddish.
Stephen Greenblatt
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on thee and I'll forgive thy great big one on me.
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Smith
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People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.
Dolly Parton
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Becoming a father is easy; being a father is hard. But the most demanding job is the most rewarding. Happy Father's Day!
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Both my mother and father were very supportive of any career move any of us wanted to make...The nice thing about my father is that he spent a lot of time with his children. We had a good time with my father.
James Gandolfini
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies
Laurence Sterne
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A FATHER should be his son's first hero, and his daughters first love...
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I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
Marilyn Monroe
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I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
Marilyn Monroe
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I met Roy's father once... And I think that Roy's relationship with his father is still at the heart of what Roy does. But at the end of the day, he's trying to prove himself to a father he'll never really please.
Jim Lampley
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I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection.
Sigmund Freud
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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And the firstborn said unto the younger, Our father is old, and there is not a man in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth: Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.
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Our show was - it remained - you know, kids could watch it and laugh at it. And they wouldn't know - they wouldn't get the jokes. But they would laugh at it. So they tell me now they have grown up and they're watching it. Now they get the jokes. But we didn't say anything blatant.
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On this father's day, I wish to tell you that I feel blessed and lucky to have a father like you. Happy Father's day.
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I think of myself as a writer with a sense of humor rather than a comedy writer. Happy to tell a story with lots of jokes in it, I wouldn't know how to do jokes without the story.
Steven Moffat
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Any fool can be a Father, but it takes a real man to be a Daddy!!
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Slut jokes are just whor..able.
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When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry.
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