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New Father Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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I never had a speech from my father 'this is what you must do or shouldn't do' but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn't perfect.
Adam Sandler
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It's my father's legacy. My father's view was that the public is the employer of these government employees and has the right to know what they're up to.
Jack Anderson
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The Godhead consists of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. The Father is a material being.
Orson Pratt
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I will be the best father you have ever seen. I will win "Father of the Year" everytime. And Sarah will be the most fantastic mother.
Freddie Prinze Jr
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I feel like my career is in its infancy. My father once told me that I had a baby face, my father is a director.
Dean Cain
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Oscar Hammerstein was a surrogate father during all those many days, and weeks and months when I didn't see my own father.
Stephen Sondheim
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His father watched him across the gulf of years and pathos which always must divide a father from his son.
John Phillips Marquand
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Those who have never had a father can at any rate never know the sweets of losing one. To most men the death of his father is a new lease of life.
Samuel Butler
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It is impossible to please all the world and one's father.
Jean De La Fontaine
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My father's father came from Russia; my mother came from Romania.
Herbie Mann
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Absolutely father knows best, always do what your fathers say, and if you can't find one then just ask me, I am a father and I know best.
Rainn Wilson
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There is no good father who would want to resemble our Heavenly Father.
Denis Diderot
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Being a father makes me more proud than anything I have ever done or ever will do.
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I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
Dolly Parton
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I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
Dolly Parton
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My father's parents were Irish. Only a year before my father died, he and I went back to Ireland for a week to look at the old homestead.
John Hawkes
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My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.
Clarence Budington Kelland
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He who is taught to live upon little owes more to his father's wisdom than he who has a great deal left him does to his father's care.
William Penn
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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