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Oil Joke Quotes & Sayings
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As I have said for many years throughout this land, we're borrowing money from China to buy oil from the Persian Gulf to burn it in ways that destroy the future of human civilization. Every bit of that has to change.
Al Gore
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Finally, we should help developing nations like China and India curb their exponentially increasing consumption of oil and natural gas, which is driving world prices higher.
Bobby Jindal
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Five years of Republicans' failed energy policies have resulted in Americans paying twice as much at the pump as they did in 2001, while big oil companies make triple the profits.
Russ Carnahan
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Even if gas prices fall, consumers will continue to be gouged at the pump the only thing that we can be sure rises faster that the price of gasoline is the skyrocketing profits of oil companies.
Major R Owens
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Opening the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge stands to not only increase the United States' oil reserves by nearly 50 percent, but it will create thousands of good U.S. jobs.
Bob Ney
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Everyone except the far right wing of the Republican Party realizes that oil, gas and coal burning are the main activities that have sent the climate into bigger floods, droughts, hurricanes, and El Ninos.
Donella Meadows
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Before I go on stage, I drink olive oil. Its disgusting, but its good for your throat. Then I grab my band and we do vocal warm ups and dance. After that, we put our hands together and say a little prayer.
Selena Gomez
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With the increasing demand for oil around the world and the rising costs in Oregon and throughout the nation, we must focus on the development of alternate energy sources, especially those that are clean, efficient and renewable.
Greg Walden
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With only 2 percent of the world's proven reserves of oil, we in the United States can pump until we are blue in the face and it will not change the fact that we need more diverse and more secure sources of energy.
Zack Wamp
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Kneeling roses disappearing, into moses' dry mouth, breaking into Fort Knox, stealing our intentions, hangars sitting dripped in oil, crying FREEDOM!
System Of A Down
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Simply raising fuel economy standards for passenger cars and light trucks to 33 miles per gallon would eliminate our oil imports from the Persian Gulf.
Jan Schakowsky
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Musician jokes are a kind of joke that usually have to do with how much money someone makes. Musicians are always starving, so they're really mean to each other about who makes what.
Jackson Browne
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Can we all admit that the electoral college system is a joke and it should be banished.. This system dosnt make sense to me.
Unknown
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I'd wish you a happy birthday but I can't tell if Facebook is making an April Fool's joke.
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Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
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You've really got to start hitting the books because it's no joke out here.
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A poor joke must invent its own laughter.
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If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned.
Will Rogers
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