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You know that what the Chadian government is doing is blackmail. That is exactly why they are saying if the World Bank does not give them money they are going to close the oil well.
Ngarlejy Yorongar
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No government could survive without champagne. In the throat of our diplomatic people [it] is like oil in the wheels of an engine.
Joseph Dargent
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It was in the back of a hamburger joint in Times Square. I did a joke about not wanting to sleep on a girl's futon because it rhymed with crouton. I do not recall anyone laughing.
Zach Galifianakis
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There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes his whole universe for a vast practical joke.
Herman Melville
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It seems to me that humour is everybody's way of keeping sane and standing off from the situations so that they can see it intellectually, as well as emotionally, and I don't know whether you've noticed, but if somebody tells a joke, it's nearly always a mini fantasy.
Diana Wynne Jones
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We need more of the Office Desk and less of the Show Window in politics. Let men in office substitute the midnight oil for the limelight.
Calvin Coolidge
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I am planning a one-man art show of original Batman oil paintings that I will show in New York City.
Bob Kane
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About 60 percent of the oil consumed daily by Americans is used for transportation, and about 45 percent is used for passenger cars and light trucks.
Sherwood Boehlert
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Practically every environmental problem we have can be traced to our addiction to fossil fuels, primarily oil.
Dennis Weaver
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Moderation of oil prices would be very, very welcome. But overall I think we are in a position of stable growth, sustainable growth, and basically with inflation in check.
John W Snow
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Now you have people in Washington who have no interest in the country at all. They're interested in their companies, their corporations grabbing Caspian oil.
Gore Vidal
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Will Rogers
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Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke.
F Scott Fitzgerald
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There isn't much that I can do, but I can share an hour with you, and I can share a joke with you....as on our way we go.
Maude V Preston
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The awkward moment when you realize your joke isn't as funny as you thought.
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Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.
G K Chesterton
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Will Rogers
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Men and women, getting along, it's a joke. We have completely different brains, it's a completely different thing.
Christina Applegate
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.
Muhammad Ali
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If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny, and I know funny. I'm a clownfish. -Marlin
Finding Nemo
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