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Only When Youre Drunk Quotes & Sayings
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I had never, ever drunk beer in high school, and by the time I got to Tech we were having these parties out in the cotton fields and getting so drunk. I was the champion beer drinker; suddenly I was pouring it down my throat... Insane! Insane!
Bob Livingston
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Theres that moment where you come off the stage for the first time and youre sitting alone backstage in your thong, sweating, basically coming out of a trance, thinking, What did I just do? Its like waking up out of a blackout covered in blood. Youre like, What just happened? Can I go to jail for this?
Joe Manganiello
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As long as youre being true to yourself no matter what kind of music youre playing it will connect.
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You took a song that everyone knows and made a cool alternative version. Youre ready. Youre ready.
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That awkward moment when I'm drunk and you're still ugly...
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Im really critical of my posture, it makes a big difference. And I try to suck my belly in. Everyone should do that whether youre on a red carpet or not. Even if youre just going out to dinner with your boyfriend you should try and suck it in.
Katy Perry
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Being drunk - 10 points Being in Liverpool - minus 20 points.
Unknown
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It feels complete when youre here, Jacob. Like all my family is together. I mean, I guess thats what its like Ive never had a big family before now. Its nice. But its just not whole unless youre here. -Bella Cullen
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn
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If your relationship is in good shape and youre communicating with each other and youre close, then thats whats important. The vows thing is the vows, but I think it has to be implicit that you meant it the first time.
Ben Stiller
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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
P J O'Rourke
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Some days youre the dog, and some days youre the hydrant.
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Dont let the past dictate where youre going. Youre in this life for you, forget everyone else, forget trying to please others. Be you.
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If youre not moving away from a drink youre moving closer to it.
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You feel pressure when youre in a situation where you dont know what youre doing.
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If it comes, it comes, but its not like a main focus. If you go looking for something youre never gone find what youre looking for. If its meant for you its gonna find you.
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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
Bruce Aidells
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Gilbert Gottfried is famously cheap. Im impressed youre here Gilbert. You gotta buy new clothes and take a week off work just to do this. But you showed up. You tightened your belt and you came. Youre like David Carradine.
Jeff Ross
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Sometimes youre the one shining and sometimes youre the one supporting. I also know how to play my role and my responsibility very well, but at the same time, I dont think that any of my sisters are being too demanding. I have heard some that are a little cuckoo; they just say things to sound provocative. Lets assume were all thinking rationally and reasonably, then I would say, You should not settle for less.
Kimora Lee Simmons
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Being tired is worse than being drunk, I speak my mind to much when I'm tired.
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If youre black in this country, if youre a woman in this country, if you are any minority in this country at all, what could possibly possess you to vote Republican?
Cher
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