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Openng Line Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Sense is a line, the mind is a circle. Sense is like a line which is the flux of a point running out from itself, but intellect like a circle that keeps within itself.
Ralph Cudworth
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There is only a thin line between love and hate...And sometimes it seems like we are dancing on that line.
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I also think if you're an actor and you can improvise, when you go on an audition and you can improvise you're just a genius. If you can, you know, take a Tide commercial and you can just say one funny line that's not in the commercial they think you're a genius.
Amy Poehler
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I also think if you're an actor and you can improvise, when you go on an audition and you can improvise you're just a genius. If you can, you know, take a Tide commercial and you can just say one funny line that's not in the commercial they think you're a genius.
Amy Poehler
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Line by line, moment by moment, special times are etched into our memories in the permanent ink of everlasting love in our relationships.
Gloria Gaither
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Great leaders have a heart for people. They take time for people. They view people as the bottom line, not as a tool to get to the bottom line.
Pat Williams
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On the day I die, I know where I'm gonna go. Me and Jesus got that part worked out. I'll wait at the gates 'til his face. I see and stand in a long line of sinners like me. I'll stand in a long line of sinners like me.
Eric Church
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On the day I die, I know where I'm gonna go. Me and Jesus got that part worked out. I'll wait at the gates 'til his face. I see and stand in a long line of sinners like me. I'll stand in a long line of sinners like me.
Eric Church
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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Baptism was to put a line of demarcation between your past sins when you are buried with Him by Baptism...you are burying your past sins, eradicating them--putting a line in the sand saying that old man is dead and he is no longer alive any more and I rise up to walk in the newness of life.
TD Jakes
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I grew up without a lot of money and my parents grew up with far less money. And that's kept me in line. Really in line.
Adrien Brody
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We've been putting Pastry into our own hands. It is very hard being a young entrepreneur, when people are constantly telling you what to do. And now, we are telling everyone, "No, this is what we want to do." So in that sense, this year has been a struggle, but we are very excited for people to see what we have in store. As you know, Pastry is all about the sneakers, but this fall, we will be launching a line of sho... We really are trying to get our line out there and globalize our brand.
Vanessa Simmons
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The only journey one can't see the end is life. Don't ever think you are the finishing line, because the end of your line is the starting point of others.
Bakre Basit Babatunde
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I love a good cliffhanger. I love when big events happen in shows. I love shows that aren't afraid to take risks and to really do what's best for the story line and realistic for the story line.
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A leader is always first in line during times of criticism and last in line during times of recognition.
Orrin Woodward
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Very thin line between arrogance and confidence...Being humble is that line. No one has ever said that humble guy is really an asshole.
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Fans are my favorite thing in the world. I've never been the type of artist who has that line drawn between their friends and their fans. The line's always been really blurred for me. I'll hang out with them after the show. I'll hang out with them before the show. If I see them in the mall, I'll stand there and talk to them for 10 minutes. I don't care. I'm just a senior in high school who has a better job. Who am I to think I'm better than talking to people?
Taylor Swift
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We live in capitalism, and capitalism is defined by the production line, and the production line is defined by specificity. If you see yourself as an artist, which I do, then you can't be limited by that. You can't let somebody tell you, 'Well, you can only draw this kind of picture or write that kind of book.'
Walter Mosley
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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