TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Oreo Cookie Jokes Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Oreo Cookie Jokes" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Funny Fortune Cookie
Sesame Street
Being Alone
Being Broken
Feeling Lonely
Loneliness
Facebook Status
Food
Disappointment
Jokes
Aggressive
Affection
Sarcastic
Marketing
Sarcastic
Short
Funny
Jokes
Idgaf
Show more
Get Over It
Funny Facebook Status
Facebook Status
Clever Facebook Status
Seriousness
Life
Timidity
Fear
Promise
Lies
Clever Facebook Status
Being Fat
Fat Jokes
Race
Humor
Government
Enemies
Funny Facebook Status
Hoes
Fortune Cookie
Sister
Love
Shit Talking
Bitchy
Insults
Sarcasm
Mystery
Grammar
Internet
QUOTES
I have a bad sweet tooth. I'm pretty good when I have to eat well for work, but otherwise, I could eat a whole roll of raw cookie dough.
Jeremy Renner
3 Likes
Sponsored Links
I go 'I just want a cup of black coffee.' She goes 'Do you want to try a biscotti? They're from Italy and they're considered a delicacy.' Have you ever eaten one of these things? It tastes like a burned cookie. Where I'm from, that's considered a mistake.
Bill Engvall
10 Likes
The three-year-old who lies about taking a cookie isn't really a liar after all. He simply can't control his impulses. He then convinces himself of a new truth and, eager for your approval, reports the version that he knows will make you happy.
Cathy Rindner Tempelsman
5 Likes
It is not secret here in Congress we have not had the discipline in many instances to keep our hands out of the cookie jar of Social Security. Now to stop this I propose that in the future that Congress cannot get its hands on the money in the first place.
Jeff Miller
4 Likes
I did it all for the nookie. C'mon, the nookie. C'mon, so you can take that cookie and stick it up your, yeah!!
Limp Bizkit
1 Likes
Sponsored Links
COOKIES!!! UMM-NUM-NUM-NUM-NUM!!!
Cookie Monster
70 Likes
Sesame Street quotes
Jokes are grievances.
Marshall McLuhan
0 Likes
Even the gods love jokes
Plato
10 Likes
My whole life, I've been telling jokes.
Brad Garrett
0 Likes
Someone please tell me the funniest yo mama jokes right now.
Dahvie Vanity
30 Likes
Sponsored Links
A joke is a very serious thing
Winston Churchill
5 Likes
Jokes quotes
I've never felt like I was in the cookie business. I've always been in a feel good feeling business. My job is to sell joy. My job is to sell happiness. My job is to sell an experience.
Debbi Fields
59 Likes
First order of business: I will not be doing any 'That's What She Said' jokes. It's just too hard for me...
Steve Carell
0 Likes
X-rays will prove to be a hoax
Samuel Butler
4 Likes
Jokes quotes
Only Napoleon did more than me. But I'm taller than him.
Silvio Berlusconi
3 Likes
Jokes quotes
Politics quotes
Sponsored Links
What did the two ghosts say to each other? Hey boo...
Unknown
28 Likes
Silly quotes
Jokes quotes
Don't make jokes about food.
David Lean
7 Likes
Only Napoleon did more than me. But I'm taller than him.
Silvio Berlusconi
11 Likes
Jokes quotes
Politics quotes
Sometimes people get passionate about the obscure jokes.
Martin Short
15 Likes
I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
Drew Carey
1 Likes
1
...
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
...
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
May 26
Being Sick
Cocky
Confession
Eyes
Good Morning
Haters
Love
Mistakes
Obligation
Past
Positivity
Punishment
Religious
Remorse
Right
Self-pity
Stressed
Taking Chances
Wedding
Young Mom
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™