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Peter Max Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Forgiveness is a funny thing, it warms the hearts and cools the sting.
Peter Allen
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When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Peter OToole
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My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.
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The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better -- it is just turning around as usual.
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Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.
Dr Laurence J Peter
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Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.
Dr Laurence J Peter
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Nine out of 10 times these guys will hit it-they'll be on something incredibly funny, but one out of 10, two out of 10, they'll fall flat on their faces. That's what makes them great actors: they take those chances, they don't play it safe.
Peter Farrelly
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A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
George Bernard Shaw
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Playing poker in their Quonset hut on Tinian, killing the last hours of the preatomic age.
Peter Goldman
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Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Peter Ustinov
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I want to be on set and die hearing those words: Where's Peter?
Peter Fonda
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Imagine a school with children that can read or write, but with teachers who cannot, and you have a metaphor of the Information Age in which we live.
Peter Cochrane
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Running is a big question mark that's there each and every day. It asks you, 'Are you going to be a wimp or are you going to be strong today?'
Peter Maher
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Be careful who you're calling a child, Lois, because if I'm a child, that makes you a pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit here and get lectured by a pervert.
Peter Griffin
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There's terrific merit in having no sense of humour, no sense of irony, practically no sense of anything at all. If you're born with these so-called defects you have a very good chance of getting to the top.
Peter Cook
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.
Peter Ustinov
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I was thinking that we all learn by experience, but some of us have to go to summer school.
Peter De Vries
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Peter Bretter: Hi, can I have another Bloody Mary, please? Female Bartender: You're still working on that one. Peter Bretter: It's an anticipatory order.
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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