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Phone Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Today I sent out a text saying, 'Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?' 12 people called me...I need smarter friends.
Ritu Ghatourey
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My free time at home is usually spent emailing, listening to music, reading and talking on the phone. I wish I was on the phone less, but I have been fortunate to stay in touch with so many incredible friends.
Steve Nash
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I never answer if someone knocks on my door and only the band and my manager have my phone number. In any case my phone doesn't ring so I never notice it. I occasionally just walk past and pick it up to see if anyone's there.
Robert Smith
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I'll call it a smart phone the day I yell, Wheres my freaking phone?! and it answers, Im here! Under your jacket!
Azgraybebly Joslan
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No officer, I didn't see you in my rear view...my eyes haven't left my phone for at least the past 5 miles...
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Congratulations on being the last person in the galaxy without a cell phone
Unknown
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Humans are the only animal who can have s.. over the phone.
Dave Letterman
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Don't have phone s... You might get hearing aids.
Unknown
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My friend falls, I laugh...My phone falls, I panic.
Ritu Ghatourey
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Congratulations on being even more annoying than your phone's ringtone.
Unknown
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The awkward moment when you're pretending you're talking to someone on the phone and then it rings.
Brandon Samuel
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The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does.
Hussein Nishah
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Waiting for a specific person to text you, but every time the phone vibrates, it's everyone else but that person.
Unknown
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I said I'm over you. But every time my phone vibrates, my heart still wishes it's a text from you.
Unknown
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My cell phone is my watch, camera, flashlight, calculator and so much more.
Unknown
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For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
Johnny Carson
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If we date you can have my phone password, read my texts, answer my phone, get on my twitter, and read my DM's. I have NOTHING to hide.
Unknown
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When I delete someone from the contacts in my phone, it feels like I'm deleting that person from existence.
Unknown
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If any sort of error is inexcusable, it's an incorrect phone number. One of the cardinal rules of copy editing is that every phone number published must be checked.
Bill Walsh
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The difference between talking on your cell phone while driving and speaking with a passenger is huge. The person on the other end of the cell phone is chattering away, oblivious.
Marilyn Vos Savant
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