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I'm always rather nervous about how you talk about women who are active in politics, whether they want to be talked about as women or as politicians
John Fitzgerald Kennedy
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Democratic politicians have disliked things I've written, Republican politicians... if they all love you, you might as well be driving a Good Humor truck.
Adam Clymer
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Successful politicians are insecure and intimidated men. They advance politically only as they placate, appease, bribe, seduce, bamboozle or otherwise manage to manipulate the demanding and threatening elements in their constituencies.
Walter Lippmann
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Prosperity is something the businessmen created for politicians to take credit for
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness.
Aristotle
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Advertising men and politicians are dangerous if they are separated. Together they are diabolical.
Phillip Adams
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The politicians don't just want your money. They want your soul. They want you to be worn down by taxes until you are dependent and helpless. When you subsidize poverty and failure, you get more of both.
James Dale Davidson
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The politicians don't just want your money. They want your soul. They want you to be worn down by taxes until you are dependent and helpless. When you subsidize poverty and failure, you get more of both.
James Dale Davidson
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Take our politicians: they're a bunch of yo-yos. The presidency is now a cross between a popularity contest and a high school debate, with an encyclopedia of cliches the first prize.
Saul Bellow
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Dangerous consequences will follow when politicians and rulers forget moral principles. Whether we believe in God or karma, ethics is the foundation of every religion
Tenzin Gyatso
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Take our politicians: they're a bunch of yo-yos. The presidency is now a cross between a popularity contest and a high school debate, with an encyclopedia of cliches the first prize.
Saul Bellow
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There is one sure way of telling when politicians aren't telling the truth - their lips move.
Felicity Kendall
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Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.
John Quinton
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Our children await Christmas presents like politicians getting in election returns: there's the Uncle Fred precinct and the Aunt Ruth district still to come in
Marcelene Cox
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Whoever makes two ears of corn, or two blades of grass to grow where only one grew before, deserves better of mankind, and does more essential service to his country than the whole race of politicians put together
Jonathan Swift
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Politicians like to tell people what they want to hear - and what they want to hear is what won't happen.
Paul A Samuelson
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Government is too big and important to be left to the politicians
Chester Bowles
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I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
Charles De Gaulle
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If Mitt Romney wins this years election, I volunteer as tribute for the Hunger Games.
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