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Pregnancy Status Shuffle Quotes & Sayings
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I'm not saying she is crazy, but if her emotions were on my iPod, they would be on shuffle.
Unknown
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People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
Unknown
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Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.
Queen Victoria
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You're 12, you smoke, you do drugs, you're pregnant and you're known for all the wrong reasons...
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Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it...
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I think that what scares me more than getting fat during pregnancy is the responsibility of a child.
Carol Alt
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The thing that's nice about pregnancy is that in the end, you have a baby.
Ann Romney
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Guys: Wow, her status is dumb. But shes cute, so Im gonna like it.
Unknown
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If I post a status and you automatically assume it's about you...Don't blame your guilty conscience on me.
Unknown
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Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say, 'Hey, at least I'm not pregnant.'
Daniel Tosh
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There are some women whose pregnancy would make some sly bachelor smile.
Honore De Balzac
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When you gain 50 pounds during pregnancy like I did, you fear that you'll never get back in shape.
Charisma Carpenter
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Unless you are the one who put this baby in here or the one who will take it out, you are not allowed to touch my belly!
Unknown
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Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.
Unknown
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The people have already determined Chechnya's status at the referendum - it is a unit of the Russian Federation. Its political status is not to be discussed any more.
Akhmad Kadyrov
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The worst feature of a new baby is its mothers singing.
Kin Hubbard
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Every four weeks I go up a bra size... it's worth being pregnant just for the breasts.
Natasha Hamilton
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I'm not interested in being Wonder Woman in the delivery room. Give me drugs.
Madonna
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Bye baby, I guess you know why I had to leave. Seven months in your pregnancy, bout to have my seed.
Nas
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My back was just destroyed after pregnancy. I almost had to have surgery, until I did Pilates and rebuilt my body.
Melissa McCarthy
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