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Facebook is starting to be like my fridge, I know nothing is there but I keep checking it anyway...
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'I need a boyfriend', No, you WANT a boyfriend. You NEED water, cause you sound thirsty.
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That uncomfortable moment when you're in the car and you look at the people in the car next to you. Then you realize they're already looking at you...
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If my name was Mario I'd get into as many relationships as I can just so I could break up with them and say, 'It's not you, it's-a me! Mario.'
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I wouldn't need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat.
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Wanna come over to MySpace and Twitter my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?
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Just because the seasons are changing doesnt mean your bikini profile picture has to.
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Dear Monday, even my girlfriend's period is a better surprise than you.
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Your iPhone 5 will be the perfect device to play with while you're waiting in line for the iPhone 5S.
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Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.
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Ghetto Olympics: On your MARK.....Get SET........TWERK!
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In my society the Pizza Man gets to my house faster than the police!
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Facebook event invites from people you barely know should really have a 'seriously?' option in the reply.
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I hate it when I am singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.
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Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall.
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