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Retirement Roast Quotes & Sayings
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send me somebody to roast mon
Michael Blackson
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I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup.
Dane Cook
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Mustard's no good without roast beef.
Chico Marx
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Yes, I am thoroughly enjoying retirement! The best part is observing my neighbors drive off to work in the morning knowing that that their day will be filled with jerks, brainless and endless meetings, jerks, vendor lunches where you hold your breath just waiting for the sales pitch until you regurgitate your pasta, more jerks and the eventual company reorganization of the section that was just reorganized last month!
Bill Kalmar
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Great boast, small roast.
Chinese Proverb
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The vulgar boil, the learned roast, an egg.
Alexander Pope
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As for those g....fruit and buttermilk diets, I'll take roast chicken and dumplings.
Hattie McDaniel
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It's not color, it's like pouring 40 tablespoons of sugar water over a roast.
John Huston
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As for those g....fruit and buttermilk diets, I'll take roast chicken and dumplings.
Hattie McDaniel
9 Likes
A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.
Humphrey Bogart
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A roast is like a get-together where people come down and talk about you and dog you out, the way you came up, the knucklehead things that you did, stuff like that.
Bootsy Collins
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God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis.
Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf
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I roast all kinds of poor animals. I feel guilty about it, but I'm a big roaster.
Uma Thurman
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Man who waits for roast duck to fly into mouth must wait very, very long time.
Jules Renard
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John Henry Newman was as English as roast beef, even if he lacked a passion for cricket.
Clifford Longley
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It may not be possible to get rare roast beef but if you're willing to settle for well done, ask them to hold the sweetened library paste that passes for gravy.
Marian Burros
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A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get the peas out of the freezer.
Garrison Keillor
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For less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a Coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and some good cheese or roast beef, which you will enjoy much more.
Steve Albini
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Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef
Tom Robbins
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Did you know when you eat rump roast, your eating a cow's butt? - Butt-Head
Beavis And Butthead
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