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Rhyming N Funny Food Quotes & Sayings
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A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.
Unknown
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I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
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Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
Mark Twain
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Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.
Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
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Fish are friends, not food! -Bruce
Finding Nemo
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100 calorie packs aren't so bad if you have 3 or 4 of them.
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Men are like...Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.
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Sacred cows make the best hamburger
Mark Twain
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We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry people ain't allergic to shit. You think anyone in Rwanda's got a f*cking lactose intolerance?!
Chris Rock
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When poets write about food it is usually celebratory. Food as the thing-in-itself, but also the thoughtful preparation of meals, the serving of meals, meals communally shared: a sense of the sacred in the profane.
Joyce Carol Oates
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Honestly, Ive never seen anyone fall because of a banana.
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If I am wearing an apron, shits about to get crazy in the kitchen.
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I admire your use of the Food Network as a distraction from your eating disorder.
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Onions think that they are ugly because you cry after you get them naked.
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When I'm depressed I cut myself...a piece of cake!
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You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
Yogi Berra
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Living creatures are nourished by food, and food is nourished by rain; rain itself is the water of life, which comes from selfless worship and service.
Bhagavad Gita
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So I got gas yesterday for $1.39! Too bad it was only from Taco Bell.
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All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips...
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I thought I would someday outgrow Ramen noodles. Man, was I wrong.
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