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There is no bigger waste of time than a shower followed by huge dump.
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If a car behind me makes the same turn I do twice in a row, no doubt in my mind: I'm being followed...
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I really like ceilings...I guess you could call me a Ceiling fan.
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Dear hoodies, thank you for always being there for me. Sincerely, I'm s..y and I know it, I'm just way too tired to show it.
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I'm afraid people can see me through my web cam even though its off.
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When a waitress tells me the plate is hot I can't help but touch it anyway.
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Yolo is not an excuse to slut around.
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I would say a crippled joke but I cant stand them.
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I'm not sure how people get eaten by sharks...I mean how do you not hear the music?
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That one person you wish you never gave your phone number to.
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I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase: 'Thanks for coming.'
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If I am ever in the middle of a shooting, I'll just lay on the floor and act like someone already killed me.
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If you tickle my feet I am not responsible for what happens to your face.
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I'm the type of person who purposely puts a status with a quote explaining exactly how I feel about you.
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Don't let life get in the way of your dreams... go back to sleep!
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I find celebrity status difficult to bear when I am in the company of my mother.
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Facebook should change the relationship status 'Its complicated' to 'It's confusing and stressful and we're seeing other people.'
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Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.
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